Vegan Nutella and Evil Tacos 🌮

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Ok, then, we have a vegan Nutella in this very timeline.

This green-caped new entry sports ingredients such as chickpeas and rice syrup, and promises to offer the same taste and texture as the original Nutella recipe.

I always love the moment when a super-successful formula is hacked in the name of a growing market niche.

For the record, in the past years, Nutella has nailed the marketing move of baking Nutella-filled biscuits (and the waffly Bready), but also launched a disappointing ice cream jar.

In different timelines, Ferrero has probably found a way to limit sugar and zero the palm oil usage in the Nutella recipe.

Will we ever join them?

Piero

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Taffy Brodesser-Akner, Long Island Compromise.

IT’S TIME TO MASH-UP PASTAS

It's all in the reflexes

Once upon a time, in the 1990s, I was in Japan with my family. A friend of ours, who happened to live in Tokyo, insisted we tried an expensive place who made pasta in a unique Japanese way.

I remember we couldn’t even read the menu, but I had a large plate with the most beautiful spaghetti, perfectly cooked, with marinated ikura (salmon roe), maybe some wakame, and don’t really remember what else. Was that “pasta”? I don’t know, I’d say it was. Was it memorable? It was.

No, fast-forward 30+ years, and we have this phenomenon of mash-up pastas, meaning Italian pasta cooked with very different sauces: Huitlacoche Cacio e Pepe, Kao Soi Rigatoni, and so on.

I have zero experience of those, and you? Would you call it “pasta”?

Picture: I love you to death, 1990

Chefs at War

★★★☆☆

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The Best of Taste by OTAN/NATO (pdf free download)
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