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IF THE MOST EMBARRASSING NEED FOR APPROVAL HAD A NAME, IT WOULD BE JEREMY STRONG

Super Bowl ads are so 2000s that brands now publish the commercials even before the proper football game.

However, I can’t resist the yearly Ben Affleck’s Dunkin’ extravaganza. Nor I couldn’t resist when I watched, just a few hours ago, Succession’s Jeremy Strong bathing into a cup of joe for the most meta-meme-coffee commercials ever.

Jeremy Strong, best known for his role as Kendall Roy in Succession, is an actor celebrated for his immersive and method-driven performances.

His characters often navigate themes of power, insecurity, and self-destruction, and their relationship with food can be a subtle but revealing aspect of their psychology. And he frequently ends up with food striking him like a boomerang.

That’s why I thought we could enjoy the…

Unrequested Power Ranking of Jeremy Strong’s Most Embarrassing Food-Related Scenes

#5

Jerry Rubin’s Courtroom Banana (The Trial of the Chicago 7)

In Aaron Sorkin’s The Trial of the Chicago 7, Strong’s portrayal of Jerry Rubin includes an absurdly juvenile moment in which he chomps on a banana while sitting in court. His casual defiance is meant as a countercultural statement, but in the context of a high-stakes trial, it comes across as immature and slightly ridiculous.

#4

"Let’s Get Some Cheesesteaks" – Depressed Kendall (Succession)

After another crushing defeat, Kendall numbly eats a Philly cheesesteak with his girlfriend Naomi. What should be a comforting, indulgent meal instead plays out like a sad ritual, with Kendall barely present as he mechanically chews. It's the epitome of emotional eating gone wrong.

#3

“I’m just trying to find the character” - Jeremy’s Method (Super Bowl 2025 - Dunkin’)

The aforementioned commercial.

#2

"I’ve Made a Meal" – The Mozzarella Experiment (Succession)

The painfully awkward scene in Succession, when Kendall Roy attempts to impress his father, Logan, with an Italian dinner. And Logan asks his nephew - Kendall’s son - to taste mozzarella first, suspecting it could be poisoned.

#1

“Meal Fit for a King” - The Roy Siblings’ Ending (Succession)

The ingredients include milk, frozen bread loaf heels, or "knobbies," cinnamon, raw egg, Tabasco sauce, cocoa powder, sunflower oil, a British condiment known as Branston Pickle, and a little sibling spit. This excellent smoothie is the price Jeremy has to pay for having his dreams realized. It ends as you see in the picture above.

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